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BEND IT LIKE BEAUTY

Radio personality, writer and comic sensation Ben Voss is back with his razor-sharp, motor mouth alter - ego Beauty Ramapelepele in Bend It Like Beauty.

As the gap between Africa and the west widens Beauty is torn between the capitalist trappings of western society and the familiar traditions of her home, South Africa. To keep her options open she has strengthened her ANC ties and at the same time applied for the job of ambassador to the United Kingdom in an attempt to fast-track her own immigration. Jacob Zuma is personally having a word with foreign affairs in return for a small fee.

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In Bend it Like Beauty she seers the colonizer she is trying to impress and skewers the ailing colony she is tired of living in. With vitriolic candor she dishes out her verdict on her trip to the United Kingdom and what it is like to be a South African abroad.

In the process she answers such pressing questions as: Why do South Africans never walk on an escalator? Should "British Museum" not just read "Britain - a Museum"? Why do Indians in London all sell alcohol when Indians in South African just drink it? On his visit to the UK did Jacob Zuma make it into Buckingham palace during the changing of the guard and show the Queen his own crown jewels? What would happen if a Tsotsi met a football hooligan and could Julius get into Britain on a woodwork scholarship?

From an anal probe at Heathrow airport (the British were convinced she was smuggling cocaine) to her final speech to the South African cabinet she gives us a fly on the wall account of being a Black Beauty in Britain.

Ramapelepele who is fast becoming a recognized socialite and self made woman amongst South Africa's business and political elite will enjoy a brief season where she shares a few secrets of her success.

Funny, fiery and fresh, Bend It Like Beauty opens in London for a three week season and then tours South Africa taking in Durban, Johannesburg, Cape Town, Pretoria, and The National Arts Festival in Grahamstown.

Beauty Ramapelepele promises to entertain one and all with her fabulous wit and humour.

If you can't catch her on stage, Beauty can be heard live on both East Coast Radio and Jacaranda FM as a member of the JUST PLAIN team.


 

BEAUTY AND THE B.E.E.

"Black by Popular Demand!"

In Beauty and the B.E.E well known South African director Janice Honeyman teams up with comic star Ben Voss (Green Mamba, Black Mamba) to bring you Ben's alter ego, Beauty Ramapelepele, a 50 (oh my god!) year-old nouveau-riche Houghton mother of two! In this one-(wo)man piece we join Beauty in her boudoir shortly after her triumph as South African Business woman of the year. Her proudly South African, BEE-registered fabric and fashion company Yebo Fabrics has just secured the largest fabric contract in South African history - the conception, manufacture and supply of all costumes for the opening ceremony of the 2010 Soccer World Cup. With tata-ma-chance struggle credentials (her drug-running father was killed in the cross-fire of the Sharpeville massacre of 1960 while delivering dagga to a group of teenagers), her sister married to the Head of the Reserve Bank and Zanele Mbheki as a personal friend, Beauty has the inside line on all gossip in the power corridors of South African business and politics! And to cap it all she is the trophy wife of self-made construction mogul Tobias Ramapelepele, a man who boasts two of the Gautrain stations as well as the new 2010 World Cup soccer stadiums amongst his current contracts.

Beauty Ramapalapele is the perfect South African weapon. A black, bright, beautiful, bitchy woman at the top of her business and social game.

But her life has not always been a New South African fairy tale. The daughter of a maid and a labourer, Beauty was conceived next to a primrose bush (which has long since made way for off street parking) in the extensive Houghton garden of the Whitakers (her mother's then employers). She was born on the 8th of May 1958 at the Baragwanath hospital. That was the 10th anniversary of the hospital and as a result no staff were on hand to attend to her. So Beauty Ramapelepele first saw daylight in the boot of a clapped-out 1957 Ambassador Station Wagon taxi in the parking lot of the world's biggest hospital! Her blue collar mother, Mitze, and father, Nkenkelezi, were 19 years old.

With a nose for gossip and the inside line on everything from stripes to checks and BEE to the presidential race, Beauty Ramapelepele gives us a "fly on the wall" view of South Africa's new black elite. Hers is a rags to riches story of our relatively tender democracy built on her simple and effective business philosophy. "Invest in Africa...buy a politician!"
 


 

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